Is it illegal to pass odd my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and sell it on
E:bay?

I would imagine there would be a lot of interest from single women wanting
to give birth to Hawking's off spring. They would never know the difference
until the child was born and then it would be obvious as the baby would be
far more handsome than Hawking. It would also be better at running.

Baz

"Bazza" wrote in message
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Is it illegal to pass off my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and sell it on
E:bay?

I would imagine there would be a lot of interest from single women wanting
to give birth to Hawking's off spring. They would never know the
difference until the child was born and then it would be obvious as the
baby would be far more handsome than Hawking. It would also be better at
running.

Baz

Damn spell checker. The thread title and first line should of course read
"Pass off" not Pass odd".
I would also after doing some Googling decided it is illegal to sell my
sperm and pretend it belonged to Hawking. I would like to change the
question to "Is it immoral to pass off my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and
sell it on E:bay

On Apr 1, 7:32*am, "Bazza" wrote:
"Bazza" wrote in message

... Is it illegal to pass off my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and sell it on
E:bay?

I would imagine there would be a lot of interest from single women wanting
to give birth to Hawking's off spring. They would never know the
difference until the child was born and then it would be obvious as the
baby would be far more handsome than Hawking. It would also be better at
running.

Baz

Damn spell checker. The thread title and first line should of course read
"Pass off" not Pass odd".
I would also after doing some Googling decided it is illegal to sell my
sperm and pretend it belonged to Hawking. I would like to change the
question to "Is it immoral to pass off my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and
sell it on E:bay


Of course not! A man has to make a dollar somehow.

(I'm going to peddle mine as Tom Cruise's)

"Mr. Smartypants" wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 7:32 am, "Bazza" wrote:
"Bazza" wrote in message

... Is it illegal to pass off my
own sperm as Stephen Hawking's and sell it on
E:bay?

I would imagine there would be a lot of interest from single women
wanting
to give birth to Hawking's off spring. They would never know the
difference until the child was born and then it would be obvious as the
baby would be far more handsome than Hawking. It would also be better at
running.

Baz

Damn spell checker. The thread title and first line should of course read
"Pass off" not Pass odd".
I would also after doing some Googling decided it is illegal to sell my
sperm and pretend it belonged to Hawking. I would like to change the
question to "Is it immoral to pass off my own sperm as Stephen Hawking's
and
sell it on E:bay


Of course not! A man has to make a dollar somehow.

(I'm going to peddle mine as Tom Cruise's)

Cool! I'll buy some of the Cruise spermicide!

Baz