Last night, I had an epiphany.

I was fortunate to catch myself writing, what I now know was a steaming pile
of vitriolic bull****. And when I started to go back over the stuff I have
written, it was instantly clear I had to apologise.

My name is ::::Jerry:::: and I am a troll. There...I said it.

I want to be very honest about everything right from the beginning and so I
want you all to observe that in light of my new outlook that I have decided
to move away from the asymmetrical colon arrangement to a symmetrical one.
This change I feel symbolises a more even judgement, someone that is willing
to share but is also willing to listen.


Tony...I'm really sorry man. I'm not going to ask you to apologise for
anything. I love you buddy - if you choose to put me in the kill file...I'll
understand though.

That goes for you too, DaveR, SJT, Andy Turner, Neil and a list of
approximately 323 others that I have abused over my time here. For anyone
that I have ever called a moron, a troll, a steaming piece of ****, a
****arse or any other number of names - I apologise.


Once again..please forgive me...and let us all try to give freely in a
friendly, harmonious and helpful environment that promotes learning and a
free discussion of ideas.

I love you all...

::::Jerry::::

On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 23:17:49 GMT, someone forged:

My name is ::::Jerry:::: and I am a troll. There...I said it.

If you're going to forge someone's posting, at least make a decent job of
it. No wait, it's supposed to be bad so that we'd all guess, right?
April Fool's was Friday, you missed it.

"::::Jerry::::" wrote in message
...
Last night, I had an epiphany.

From: "::::Jerry::::"
Newsgroups: uk.rec.video.digital
Subject: Apologies
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:17:49 +1000
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Some moron is trying hard to get their account / hosting
cancelled.....

--
Regards, Jerry. [The real one]
Location - United Kingdom.
In the first instance please reply to group,
The quoted email address is a trash can for Spam only.

You really think they'll cancel it on your say-so ? From what I can
tell everything said in that post was true. So, no play ball honcho.

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:33:05 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:


"::::Jerry::::" wrote in message
...
Last night, I had an epiphany.

From: "::::Jerry::::"
Newsgroups: uk.rec.video.digital
Subject: Apologies
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:17:49 +1000
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Some moron is trying hard to get their account / hosting
cancelled.....

On 5 Apr 2005 07:47:04 GMT, Dave R wrote:

On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 23:17:49 GMT, someone forged:

My name is ::::Jerry:::: and I am a troll. There...I said it.

If you're going to forge someone's posting, at least make a decent job of
it. No wait, it's supposed to be bad so that we'd all guess, right?
April Fool's was Friday, you missed it.

hehe, it *was* funny though and I must admit, I fell for it at first.
I thought "Jeez, he's changed his bloody name again"..!



andyt

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 09:29:15 GMT, Andy Turner
allegedly wrote:

I thought "Jeez, he's changed his bloody name again"..!

That was my first clue. I just couldn't see that happening at this point.

Never intended for it to secret, just having a laugh....Jesus..if any group
needed a laugh it's this one!!!

Anyway :::Jerry:::: any resemblance to you is purely coincidental. I don't
believe you have a monopoly on the colon do you?

Although I did perhaps wonder if there was some wry humorous correlation
between the amount of **** you speak and the number of colons you feel
necessary.



Anyway...lets all be happy....life is too short.


Steve


'I'm Tony Morgan, and so is my wife.'


":::Jerry::::" wrote in message
eenews.net...

"::::Jerry::::" wrote in message
...
Last night, I had an epiphany.

From: "::::Jerry::::"
Newsgroups: uk.rec.video.digital
Subject: Apologies
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:17:49 +1000
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Some moron is trying hard to get their account / hosting
cancelled.....

--
Regards, Jerry. [The real one]
Location - United Kingdom.
In the first instance please reply to group,
The quoted email address is a trash can for Spam only.

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:33:05 +0100, ":::Jerry::::"
wrote:

Some moron is trying hard to get their account / hosting
cancelled.....

Judging by the general abuse you've been posting lately, I'd say that
was you. Good luck with that.



andyt

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 19:55:43 +1000, "Steve Franklin"
wrote:

Never intended for it to secret, just having a laugh....Jesus..if any group
needed a laugh it's this one!!!

Anyway :::Jerry:::: any resemblance to you is purely coincidental. I don't
believe you have a monopoly on the colon do you?

Although I did perhaps wonder if there was some wry humorous correlation
between the amount of **** you speak and the number of colons you feel
necessary.

Jerry - the colonic irritation... ;-)




andyt