"Tony Morgan" wrote in message
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In message , Alex Busby
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Reminds me of the Irishman who wanted to learn to skydive....
Having done all the ground training, Paddy was about to embark on the
aircraft for his first live jump...


snip one very old and unfunny joke

alt.rec.bad.jokes in along the corridor.

BTW, my father jumped without a reserve parachute and witnessed many brave
troops fail to their deaths as a result - assuming they weren't shot on the
way down after opening their shoots.....